Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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