Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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