I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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