Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do vagina's smell?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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