Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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