Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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