good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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