apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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