she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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