I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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