I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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