i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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