it wasn't lemon gatorade
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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