sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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