I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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