Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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