dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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