i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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