Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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