do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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