Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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