i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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