i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
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somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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