I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just googled if crying burns calories
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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