I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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