I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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