She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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