2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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