super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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