If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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