i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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