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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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