Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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