Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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