Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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