i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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