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Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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