she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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