My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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