I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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