Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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