I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.