When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop