Are we in a gay sports bar?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races