If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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