i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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