we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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