your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
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One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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