I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
This toilet bowl is my home.
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