why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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