Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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