i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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