While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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