Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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