just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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