Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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