You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I think your dad took our porno
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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