been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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