I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
This is my gift to your gina
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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