Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think people are normalizing furries
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize