Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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