Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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